Loyal Readers, I know it has been too long between Dating by Wegs posts. I have some funny stories, too. I promise to share some in 2021.
For this post, I thought I would lighten the mood. First off, I celebrate Christmas, and unapologetically so. I respect other traditions, of course, but yes, I do get a natural tree each year – I had a heated discussion with someone about it recently. Still, I like to celebrate my traditions with my family. In fact, I remember my freshman year in college at Colorado State in Newsom Hall right before Christmas Break when I got the entire floor to perform the 12 Days of Christmas in the hallway. So, yeah, I can be silly about this stuff.
In the spirit of sharing the season and something to get a laugh during this unique time, I wanted to provide something Dating by Wegs style with my own version of the 12 Days of Christmas.
12 Days of Christmas – Dating by Wegs Style
On the 1st day of Christmas, the Dating Apps gave to me – A socially distant date with a Real Beauty.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, the Dating Apps gave to me – 2 Video Calls on the app and A socially distant date with a Real Beauty.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, the Dating Apps gave to me – 3 Chats with Fun Banter, 2 Video Calls on the app and A socially distant date with a Real Beauty.
On the 4th day of Christmas, the Dating Apps gave to me – 4 Compatible Matches on Hinge, 3 Chats with Fun Banter, 2 Video Calls on the app and A socially distant date with a Real Beauty.
On the 5th Day of Christmas, the Dating Apps gave to me – 5 Timed Out Bumble Matches, 4 Compatible Matches on Hinge, 3 Chats with Fun Banter, 2 Video Calls on the app and A socially distant date with a Real Beauty.
On the 6th Day of Christmas, 6 Fake Tinder Profiles, 5 Timed Out Bumble Matches, 4 Compatible Matches on Hinge, 3 Chats with Fun Banter, 2 Video Calls on the app and A socially distant date with a Real Beauty.
On the 7th Day of Christmas, 7 “What are you looking for?” responses, 6 Fake Tinder Profiles, 5 Timed Out Bumble Matches, 4 Compatible Matches on Hinge, 3 Chats with Fun Banter, 2 Video Calls on the app and A socially distant date with a Real Beauty.
On the 8th Day of Christmas, 8 “How ya doing?” messages sent, 7 “What are you looking for?” responses, 6 Fake Tinder Profiles, 5 Timed Out Bumble Matches, 4 Compatible Matches on Hinge, 3 Chats with Fun Banter, 2 Video Calls on the app and A socially distant date with a Real Beauty.
On the 9th Day of Christmas, 9 Total Matches, 8 “How ya doing?” messages sent, 7 “What are you looking for?” responses, 6 Fake Tinder Profiles, 5 Timed Out Bumble Matches, 4 Compatible Matches on Hinge, 3 Chats with Fun Banter, 2 Video Calls on the app and A socially distant date with a Real Beauty.
On the 10th Day of Christmas, 10 Super Likes Sent on Tinder, 9 Total Matches, 8 “How ya doing?” messages sent, 7 “What are you looking for?” responses, 6 Fake Tinder Profiles, 5 Timed Out Bumble Matches, 4 Compatible Matches on Hinge, 3 Chats with Fun Banter, 2 Video Calls on the app and A socially distant date with a Real Beauty.
On the 11th Day of Christmas, 11 Comments sent on Hinge, 10 Super Likes Sent on Tinder, 9 Total Matches, 8 “How ya doing?” messages sent, 7 “What are you looking for?” responses, 6 Fake Tinder Profiles, 5 Timed Out Bumble Matches, 4 Compatible Matches on Hinge, 3 Chats with Fun Banter, 2 Video Calls on the app and A socially distant date with a Real Beauty.
On the 12th Day of Christmas, the Dating Apps gave to me – 12 Swipe Rights on Bumble, 11 Comments sent on Hinge, 10 Super Likes Sent on Tinder, 9 Total Matches, 8 “How ya doing?” messages sent, 7 “What are you looking for?” responses, 6 Fake Tinder Profiles, 5 Timed Out Bumble Matches, 4 Compatible Matches on Hinge, 3 Chats with Fun Banter, 2 Video Calls on the app and A socially distant date with a Real Beauty.
Merry Christmas to all! Best of luck in this most unique holiday season.
Wegs